Boromir: I…tried to take the Ring from Frodo…but I failed
Aragorn: *suppressing a laugh* really? He’s like 3 feet tall, how did you not manage to g-
Boromir: *dying* fuck you
Me: Sorry I’m late I was in the middle of a really great chapter and I couldn’t put it down!
Them: No worries! What are you reading?
Me, who obviously meant writing fanfiction and hasn’t read a legitimate book in 63 years: The *hyperventilates* Bible?
Khanjarli Dagger
- Dated: 18th century
- Culture: Indian
- Medium: steel, gold, rubies
- Measurements: overall length 32.5cm
The dagger has a curved, double-edged blade of grey damask, divided by three raisers, chiselled at the base, and pierced and enriched with gold inlay). The guard ends in the shape of a partially gilt, animal head. The typical hilt has four enamelled grip scales decorated with small rubies.
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